Aw goddammit, I put too much dijon mustard on this sandwich and now it's ruined.
sade:
I could cry!
LIFE IS TOO HARD SOMETIMES!!!!
Self Absorption at Discount Prices.
My name is Dave.
I live in los angeles and i write dealbreaker
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New Moonshine →
My friend Clay has been dared to go see New Moon tonight. His ticket has been paid for, his flask is full of whiskey, and he will be liveblogging the whole thing. He hasn’t seen the first movie, and he has to applaud at the end no matter what. Follow and come back later tonight at 9:45 (PST) to see what happens.
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John Lennon - Well Well Well
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Instant WHY? reblog.
Sometimes, when you’re already having a pretty good day, the lady who made your turkey burger draws a cartoon of your head on your takeout bag. Day = made.
YES!!!
Does Advil really expire?
I’ve been whittling down a bottle of 500 Ibuprofen, and I just noticed an expiration date of June 2009. So… shit.
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Tapes ‘n Tapes - Just Drums
I thought I was getting sick.
So I poured Jameson and Apple Cider into a saucepan, squeezed some lemon, and heated it on my stove. Then I got drunk. My throat still tickles, though.
