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Parker Posey And The Curious Case of The Vibrating Underwear
**WARNING: THIS IS NOTHING**
In 2006, 2 films were made. One, a broad comedy, was called The Oh In Ohio. The other was Fay Grim, a sly, strange Hal Hartley spy dramedy with elements of comedy and suspense.
Both films starred Parker Posey.
The Oh In Ohio was not memorable, even with a strong supporting cast including Paul Rudd.
Fay Grim was fairly compelling, if thoroughly odd.
HERE’S WHERE IT GETS STRANGE.
BOTH FILMS feature scenes where Parker Posey’s character is talking to other characters while a vibrating device (some sort of sex toy in The Oh In Ohio, a cell phone in Fay Grim) goes off in her underwear.
IN BOTH FILMS, Posey’s character is unable to do anything about this.
In the Oh In Ohio, she’s giving a presentation and can’t leave to fix the problem, in Fay Grim she’s in some spy-ish crisis thing* and doesn’t want to be found out.
TWO films.
TWO VIBRATOR-STUCK-IN-THE-UNDERWEAR SCENES
ONE actress.
ONE YEAR. 2006.
What does it mean?
Also, I told you this was nothing.
*lay off me, I haven’t seen the movie in 5 years.
UPDATE: shutterbuggery just reminded me that it was NOT a sex toy in The Oh In Ohio, it was a pager. So it’s even MORE similar!
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Because sometimes you have to be willing to lose the internet if you want to win the internet.
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GPOYWAPDWITOKOPYPA - *Gratuitous picture of yourself with another person’s dog, which is the only kind of picture you post anymore
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Hang in there.
One love.
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yourpretendfriend asked: Your doppelganger is in my chemistry class at the University of Oregon just so you know. I think he's from Colorado. This isn't a question? (Now it is.)
Please take a covert picture of him and send it my way. Or not covert. Either way, lemme see that dude!
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This movie is GREAT, and it’s on Netflix. Go watch it right now. Or another time.
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The only thing that pops into my head when I look at this is the phrase “Nightmare Boner.”
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Seriously? That’s his REAL NAME? Or was that name created for him in a Fancy European Name Aggregator? Here are some alternatives he could have chosen:
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