Self Absorption at Discount Prices.: Archive

Nov 30th

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iguessthatscool: regina spektor & the...

Nov 29th

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T-Pain ft. Teddy Verseti - Church I was...

Nov 28th

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Nov 28th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 26th

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Nov 26th

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Nov 26th

Humbling Moment #24523347u8

A girl punched me in the face tonight.

Nov 26th

She rules.

And it’s an awesome ruling. So awesome indeed, that the gods saw fit to grant her immortality. So now, not only does she rule awesomely, but she does it forever, and with an eternal fortitude that would bring the roof down, were it not solidly built on such a sturdy foundation. They say that if you go out at night, and look to the sky, you can see her on the surface of the moon, chiiling...

Nov 26th

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Nov 26th

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Nov 26th

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I need to jumpstart my brain.

Sometimes when I know I need to write something but lack motivation, I’ll write about something totally arbitrary first to jog my brain into writing mode. So, I will write about the first suggestion I get. Be a part of my creative process and together we will utilize the internet for it’s intended purpose! What should I write about?

Nov 26th

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Texts From Right Now

DAVE: I want to live in harmony with all my brothers and sisters. CHARLYNE: I can make that happen.

Nov 25th

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Aw goddammit, I put too much dijon mustard on this...

sade: I could cry! LIFE IS TOO HARD SOMETIMES!!!!

Nov 22nd

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New Moonshine →

My friend Clay has been dared to go see New Moon tonight. His ticket has been paid for, his flask is full of whiskey, and he will be liveblogging the whole thing. He hasn’t seen the first movie, and he has to applaud at the end no matter what. Follow and come back later tonight at 9:45 (PST) to see what happens.

Nov 20th

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Nov 19th

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Nov 18th

Does Advil really expire?

I’ve been whittling down a bottle of 500 Ibuprofen, and I just noticed an expiration date of June 2009. So… shit.

Nov 18th

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Tapes ‘n Tapes - Just Drums

Nov 16th

Nov 15th

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I thought I was getting sick.

So I poured Jameson and Apple Cider into a saucepan, squeezed some lemon, and heated it on my stove. Then I got drunk. My throat still tickles, though.

Nov 15th

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Nicholas Cage in Bad Lieutenant, roughing up some old ladies. Holy shit.

Nov 14th

“wow it is disgusting how absolutely cliché and lame you hipster fucks are. go...”

– Jackie Alperson, in a one line email to Dealbreaker’s gmail account. Jackie, we ain’t hipsters, we’re writers, and we’ve never been to Ohio. Thanks for the interest! Keep reading our blog!

Nov 13th

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Sugar Ray - Rivers Remember when Sugar Ray...

Nov 13th

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Nov 12th

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Nov 12th

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Nov 11th

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Nov 11th

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Watch

And now, I give you: Awkward. a brand new video, written by and starring myself. Ft. Mookie Blaiklock and Eva Anderson. Directed by Stoney Sharp.

Nov 10th

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Nov 9th

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Nov 8th

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Lazy Preventative Measures #3523634

Last night before going to sleep, I realized that thanks to the campfire at the party I was at, my clothes smelled a little smokey. I then removed them and proceeded to rub dryer sheets all over them. I woke up to see a single sheet resting atop my hoodie. It now smells like clean, freshly washed smoke.

Nov 8th

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HEY, girl...

…I should’ve gotten your number. There’s really no reason for me not to have just straight up asked you for your phone number. I think it’s a step in the right direction that I’m saying that here instead of a cryptic post called “it’s hard to be a person” or something like that. The fact of the matter is, I made a party mistake. Game over, man!

Nov 8th

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