May 2009
April 2009
Ke-Ri Hanson →
lindsaykatai:
evafay:
Geocities is shutting down. Go visit the fake webpage I made in 2002 before it’s gone forever!
This site is insidiously hilarious.
Please go look at this site right now. You will be glad you did.
Jeff Tweedy - Simple Twist of Fate
from I’m...
Words No One Will Ever Use When Describing Me.
1. sultry.
2. towering.
3. slimey.
4. female.
5. oblong.
5. cake-like.
6. brassy.
7. Elizabethan.
8. rattlesnake handler.
9. “terrified of apples.”
10. Matthew.
Amy Smart's Inner Monologue Re: Acting in Crank &...
“Well, on the plus side I get to be the female lead in two major motion pictures. The negative aspects include me playing a moronic fuck box with my tits hanging out for 90 min. What’s a girl to do…?”
taylorlong:
At some point in time - some glorious, weightless, euphoric point in time - it gets exhausting to think about it all. And not the kind of exhausting where you say, fuck it, I’m getting wasted/stoned/whatevered tonight and you lapse into a temporary mental vacation. But the kind of exhausting where you say, fuck it, my over-analyzing isn’t going to change a damn thing, the best thing I...
Your Checkered Past.
dealbreaker:
I thought that mugshot I found of you was a novelty picture from a photobooth or a state fair. I thought that guy at the Dodgers game who kept calling you Lisa was just a crazy person, especially when he kept screaming, “You burned my house down, Lisa!” But when they wouldn’t let us into Disneyland because they claimed you were banned for life, that’s when I knew something was...
The INSANE 2 day heat wave in LA..
..is like starting to date a girl and then immediately meeting her mom. You get a glimpse of what you’ll be getting down the line, even though it’s not for a while.
Dear Mom,
I am spending the better part of today cleaning my disgusting room. I started to use my vacuum and realized that it just seemed to be pushing dust around. I then got on my hands and knees and picked dirt, dust, debris, and enough human hair to make a wig out of that clogged vacuum cleaner for about 15 minutes straight. It was awful. The whole time I was thinking, “wow, mom worked really...
Watchkulap:
I cried multiple times at a screening of this movie. Go see it when it’s out!
jonahray:
PAPER HEART
Charlynes movie trailer. Good job char char.
This is a movie produced/written by (and also starring) my roommate. It is wonderful. It makes you FEEL! I’m one proud roomie.
Watchsitko:
pauliophonic:
liezlwashere:
Hell Hath Frozen Over….
On July 14 The State will be available for the 1st time ever on DVD! Get all 24 episodes, over 90 mins of unaired sketches, commentary, and more! Click the Insider Alert button on the left to get the latest State DVD updates!
THE STATE: THE COMPLETE SERIES on DVD
The State was simply one of the sharpest, funniest, and most...
soupsoup:
somethingchanged:
Where Is My Mind?...
I donced myself right out the womb...
..is it strange to donce so soon?
Why I Don't Trust Entertainment Weekly.
They Gave O Brother Where Art Thou an F:
Owen Gleiberman Owen Gleiberman is a film critic for EW
Set in 1930s Mississippi, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, the latest misanthropic flimflam from the Coen brothers, is like an extended Three Stooges episode featuring an even stupider version of the cast of Hee Haw. The Coens may be the only filmmakers in history perverse enough to make a movie...
It is 1:17 AM...
..and I am surprising myself.
Strangers Love Me #56703.
I was walking down Franklin Ave. tonight, with my headphones on, minding nothing but my own b(usiness) when a dark Volkswagon GTI slowed down next to me. I have TWO friends who drive a dark GTI, one black, and one blue. Late at night, it looked like it could have been either of them.
I could see that the driver was clearly male, with dark hair, just like BOTH of my GTI driving friends. However, I...
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.
(via srsly)
“I said, ‘I’m so happy i could die.’
She said, ‘drop dead,’ then left with another guy.”
You Look Nothing Like Your Picture.
dealbreaker:
“Oh, I’m sorry, this seat’s taken. I’m meeting someone here. Wait, Karen? Oh, my- well, Hey YOU. Ha! You’re here.. Yeaaaaaah. Sit down, sure! No, I just, it’s dark in here and I thought you were…someone else. Must be time for an eye exam! WOW! Um, so…did you have any trouble finding the place? Parking was a nightmare for me and - okay, I’m sorry, I have to ask: Are you really...
WatchA hot button debate threatens the sanity of two news anchors.
You Prefer Mac and Me to ET.
dealbreaker:
“I know Mac and Me came out 6 years after ET, and that it was partially funded by McDonalds, and the only real difference between the two is that Mac likes Skittles while ET likes Recee’s Pieces, but I don’t know, there’s just something fun about it. ET was so, I guess, serious or something. I think I fell asleep during ET too. At least Mac and Me has a 7 minute dance sequence....
