May 2009
The National - Baby, We’ll Be Fine
YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
When I start an entry that feels too personal..
….my first instinct is to write and write and write and pour out every weird thing I have in my head and deliver it gift wrapped in a basket with cellophane and that green stuff that looks like grass (easter grass?) to the Tumblverse.
My second instinct is to be a little more coy and go through it and change the specifics to broad strokes and throw a joke or two in there so as to seem like...
French Kicks - Piano
Andrew Bird - Armchairs
I dreamed you were a...
Rogue Wave - Endless Shovel
You can be the ugliest motherfucker on the planet...
srsly:
True story.
this is the story of how nickelback came to be a band.
One of my greatest ongoing regrets..
..is that I can never get a good picture of my friend’s ferret. He is smelly and dumb and SO cute. Too cute, probably. He is floppy and will fall over if he stands up. He walks sideways. He never really moves that quickly when I’m not trying to take a picture of him. It really burns me up inside that he squirms like a little jerk whenever i try to aim my camera phone at him. It’s...
kulap:
My youngest sister is visiting me for a month in June! Anybody have an air mattress I can borrow?
i do! it’s big and it self inflates. call me. also, she might feel like she’s sleeping on a boat.*
*she never thought that she would be on a boat.
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Sherlock Holmes Trailer →
There is a 100% chance I will see this movie. Whether or not it’s actually good is almost an afterthought.
In which my friend has sex with a girl on her...
Friend: She was okay physically, but the things that she said.. Friend: well, they were exactly what you’d think a roof-sex person would say. Me: ooh fuck my chimney Friend: yes Friend: well Friend: like Friend: cunt my shingles Friend: which doesn’t even make sense Me: Yeah, lick my soot Friend: i want you to clean the gutters Friend: that one was just a real suggestion. Friend: so...
I'm starting a new job tomorrow...
..and it feels so much like the first day of school that I even laid out a pair of jeans and a t shirt on my chair, along with my lucky boxer briefs. I’m regressing and progressing at the exact same time!
I like potatoes, I like meat,
I like standing on the corner of a street.
Puff Daddy ft. Jimmy Page - Come With Me
My...
Fake/Parody episode of This American Life →
By Kasper Hauser.
Watchatencio:
Il Gatto - An epic showdown. A tragic fate. An ancient power. This is the legendary story of Il Gatto, The Kitty.
Directed by Peter Atencio Written by Heather Anne Campbell Starring Heather Anne Campbell, Nic Wegener, and The Kitty Produced by Michael Busch for The Midnight Show at UCB Music “60 Seconds To What” and “Ecstasy of Gold” by Ennio Morricone Shot & Edited by Peter...
