You should talk. You have a whole blog about being picky.– My friend Caitlin responding to being called picky. I mean, she’s got a point?
Boner'd By Ticketmaster #352356423
Ticketmaster listed a Spoon show (on their band page) in Los Angeles on Aug 2nd at the Laemmle Fairfax movie theatre. Spoon’s been known to play some weird, small venues, so it didn’t seem crazy. BUT it’s during a film festival, and it’s totally unconfirmed. Scenestar ran the story via Twitter and word spread until it sold out. However, the show’s not listed anywhere...
The Dismemberment Plan - Memory Machine If they...
Dear Young Ladies of Tumblr,
i’m sorry that I made Z stand for Zac Efron and not Zachary Quinto in my post “The Tumblr Alphabet” (in which I assigned a word to each letter of the alphabet that I thought accurately depicted things you’d find on Tumblr). But, in my defense, I’m not a 16 yr. old girl and I’m not totally clued in to who you guys think is the dreamiest dreamboat. I’m just...
Wilco the song by Wilco the band - from Wilco...
Will someone PLEASE make a video
where keyboard cat plays off keyboard cat? It would start with the Keyboard Cat video that usually comes at the end, and halfway through, the video starts again. I think no one is brave enough to do this because it would make the internet explode.
Attn: Dudes at urinals
If you make orgasmic grunts and moans while taking a piss, you’re doing it wrong.
(via molls) they brag about having Motorola StarTAC phones. I LOVE IT.
I just had a dream about you. You called me and then I was right next to you. So...– A text I woke up to this morning. It made my entire day.
The Tumblr Alphabet.
teawithlemon: srsly: theidiotking: Alcohol, Boobs, Cupcakes, Dogs, Edward Cullen, FAIL, Graphic design, Hipsters, Indie porn, Jason Schwartzman, Kittens, Lady Gaga, Memes, Neil Patrick Harris, Obama, Photoshop, Quotes, Ryan Adams, Sexism, Tumblarity, Unfollow, Venn Diagrams, WANT, Xzibit, Yeah (,Fuck), Zac Efron i vote for substituting john krasinski for j and zooey deschanel for z, those two...
The Tumblr Alphabet.
Alcohol, Boobs, Cupcakes, Dogs, Edward Cullen, FAIL, Graphic design, Hipsters, Indie porn, Jason Schwartzman, Kittens, Lady Gaga, Memes, Neil Patrick Harris, Obama, Photoshop, Quotes, Ryan Adams, Sexism, Tumblarity, Unfollow, Venn Diagrams, WANT, Xzibit, Yeah (,Fuck), Zac Efron
French Kicks - Keep it Amazed
rachel dratch, eugene mirman, orny adams and molly...
molls: they all graduated from the same public high school. (I’m trying to recall if there is anyone else of note who also graduated from LHS, but I think the others are just local news anchors. email me if you know otherwise. it’s odd that all four of the people i can think of are somehow connected to comedy.) *yes, I am aware that I don’t belong on this list. Yet. you belong on that list....
Today I am very good at eating a chicken sandwich,
and very bad at doing work.
But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our... →
”…I mean, sure, we could go on some dates, maybe mess around a little and finally validate the six years you’ve spent languishing in this platonic nightmare, but then what?” Via the Onion
yourkitchensink: MPG FTW Favorite moment, saying he moved from Indiana to California with his two best friends and his principle. paulscheer: Zach Morris visits Fallon
Bishop Allen - click, click, click, click
below is a series of photos that show off my...
molls: I’d tell you to get your own, but they cost 5 grand. I just worked with Chuck 2 weeks ago! he sat across from me. Hi Chuck!
The Fruit Bats - Buffalo and Deer
I just found the source of the bad smell in my house! A really old loaf of bread my roommate never finished! It was half green! I quadruple bagged it and threw it away in the dumpster. What a smelly mystery that was.