December 2010
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M.I.A’s first album, Arular, has a song called 10 Dollar.
her second album, Kala, has a song called 20 Dollar.
Her Third album, /\/\ /\ Y /\, does NOT have a song called 30 Dollar.
She broke the pattern. I feel like I’m in the Da Vinci Code.
gotsohighscratchedtilibled asked: glad the drunk is going well. haha. oh i wish i were drunk.... i found a beer under my bed but it isn't enough. haha. im so pumped about friday!
Anonymous asked: How many turtles have you kissed?
youropendiary asked: what did you drink? i drank vodka and juice tonight, but i've always been good with drinking so i'm not drunk.
sunshinemakesmehigh asked: Would you rather live in the sky or under the sea?
gotsohighscratchedtilibled asked: glad the drunk is going well. haha. oh i wish i were drunk.... i found a beer under my bed but it isn't enough. haha. im so pumped about friday!
gotsohighscratchedtilibled asked: hows the drunk going? lol
Anonymous asked: How many turtles have you kissed?
youropendiary asked: what did you drink? i drank vodka and juice tonight, but i've always been good with drinking so i'm not drunk.
sunshinemakesmehigh asked: Would you rather live in the sky or under the sea?
gotsohighscratchedtilibled asked: hows the drunk going? lol
Drunk and ready for a few questions →
Quick! Before I pass out.
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almostdinner asked: Why did the broom take a nap?
almostdinner asked: Why did the broom take a nap?
6od asked: WHY ISN'T THIS CIRCLE FITTING INTO THE SQUARE???!?
6od asked: WHY ISN'T THIS CIRCLE FITTING INTO THE SQUARE???!?
Anonymous asked: In my experience, there are two types of Jew comedians. The small, neurotic ones (eg: Woody Allen) or the sexy hilarious ones (eg: Gary Gulman). Into which category would you say you fall?
iopenmymouth asked: Do you think people who go by "David" instead of "Dave" are a bit pretentious? What about people who spell their name "David" but insist on being called "Daaveed?"
troysamba-deactivated20111210 asked: What's the writing process like with you? Do you sit down and force yourself to write? Or do you carry like a moleskin and wait to be inspired by plastic bags dancing in the wind?
troysamba-deactivated20111210 asked: What's the writing process like with you? Do you sit down and force yourself to write? Or do you carry like a moleskin and wait to be inspired by plastic bags dancing in the wind?
ireadintothings asked: I am so tired... Why am I still online, Dave? People keep sending me messages. Everything is boring in life.
cartoonpenis asked: Why did you keep driving after you hit that girl?
ireadintothings asked: I am so tired... Why am I still online, Dave? People keep sending me messages. Everything is boring in life.
cartoonpenis asked: Why did you keep driving after you hit that girl?
ASK ME A THING →
I’m not tired so I re-enabled this. Have at it.
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Best of 2010: Music
Some friends of mine and I pass around a best of list with all the music we really loved each year. Here’s my list w/my top 10 individual songs and albums.
Songs Kanye West ft. Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, Jay-Z, Bon Iver - Monster Ted Leo R/X - Bottled in Cork Spoon - Trouble Comes Running Via Audio - Wanted Pangea - I Wrote a Bible Das Racist - Shorty Said Les Savy Fav - Dirty Knails...
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I just watched The Runaways
It’s an hour and forty minutes long.
At the 80 minute mark, conflict is introduced.
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Things You Can Do While Waiting For Someone To...
1. Balance your checkbook.
2. Write your Christmas thank you cards in advance, leaving blank spaces for what gifts you got (to be filled in later).
3. Start that novel you’ve been meaning to write.
4. Clean your bathroom.
5. Do some crunches!
6. Bake a rhubarb pie.
7. Call your parents and tell them you love them.
8. Make a paper mache centerpiece for your holiday party.
9. Pick a...