March 2010
WatchDowners Grove Trailer.
“Let me guess…is this nonsense “art?” Or just so amazing...”
– Youtube user Greenblue1979 delivering the first negative comment on Cat Off, a video I made that is in no way meant to be “art,” and if it goes over your head, your brain is probably made of Styrofoam. It’s a 1 minute comedy video with a funny song and pictures of cats. If...
Watchlunchbreak:
“My Body Is A Cage” by Arcade Fire - Unofficial Video Using Sergio Leoni Footage
Two great tastes that taste great together! (via Geniustown)
This is mesmerizing.
Headlights - Telephones
beautiful.
Yeah, we fought the whole time, but we got some...
wordsbycodi:
Dave and Codi find out what it’s like to be late 20’s early 30’s semi-ironic faux-hipster parents to a three year old daughter named Daily.
Codi- Smile! (snaps photo of Dave and Daily)
Dave- So like, I know I have Daily next Thursday, but I was wondering if you would want to switch days or something?
Codi- Switch days, like this is a job? Are you kidding me?
Dave- Listen, I’m...
Hey coffee shop, the Death Cab For Cutie megamix...
“You like people better than corpses, right?”
– Paul F. Tompkins as Ice-T, explaining why he likes grapes better than raisins on Comedy Death Ray Radio.
wordsbycodi:
I would like to meet ONE GUY that “The Game”, has ever worked for.
Then, I would like to meet the woman it worked on……and I would slap her in her dumb face.
I’m so glad you asked, Codi.
You see, it was about a year ago. My friends Skeeter and Tall Vin and I were out for a night on the Sunset Strip, as usual. It was nickel rubbing alcohol shot night at the Rainbow Room, and...
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Bret reminds me what New England is like.
BRET: You remember life in New England I presume? where 1 out of 4 people are sick no matter where you are in the winter.
ME: I guess I don't remember it being so much like depression era London.
BRET: Well the streets aren't flowing with feces, today at least.
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payman:
Voting for this week’s Atom.com Showdown ends tomorrow at 11am PST. We are currently at 42% and need all the votes we can get. If we win, our sketch airs on Comedy Central! We haven’t been on TV before, so this would be so awesome.
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(smog) - Cold Blooded Old Times
The type of...
Non-Dairy Creamer is my favorite lactose intolerant porn star.
On the phone just now, I was confirming an...
“I had a dream last night that I was hired to write, and Dave Horwitz was hired...”
– My friend Joel in an email to a few of my friends.
"Attractive, or at least attractive in his own...
This is a quote from a character breakdown for an audition tomorrow. I can’t even begin to understand what it’s supposed to mean. It’s one more adjective away from being complete nonsense. How am I supposed to know JUST how wrong I am for this part if you can’t be more descriptive?? I mean, I could be sort of wrong, normal wrong, or cripplingly, hideously,...
Jay-Z - Sweet
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HOW TO MAKE IT IN TUMBLRICA
Yo, we gotta develop these jeans an Iphone App, girl!
Yo, this chick from my gym Formspring is calling me blowing up my FB wall, bro!
Ay, we’re having a little loft party group vidchat later, you gotta come! Invite your girlfriend Tumblr crush!
“Why must we limit the shape of processed chicken foods to amorphous blobs?...”
– My hilarious friend Jennie started blogging for the comedy site DipDive. Here, she rallies against Burger King’s Chicken Fries. You should probably bookmark that shit, if you know what’s good for you.
The Freeze Out
Have you ever pulled a freeze out? A freeze out is when you intentionally ignore or avoid someone electronically in order to get them to pay attention to you. It requires an icy exterior, an iron will, and the drive to keep going no matter what. It also doesn’t really work, so it helps to be a little bit stupid, too.
The rules are simple: No texting, no emailing, no messaging, and no...
steveagee:
Wheels are in motion. If all goes well I may be doing a movie with my buddy Matt Berry in May. Fingers crossed.
All of Tumblr should start holding their collective breath right now. Here’s hoping this happens, Steve!
I put in an application for a 2 bedroom apartment.
I brought it to the building manager, along with 2 checks for $25 and my roommate’s application. Everything was smooth sailing and the manager was friendly and made it seem like there would be no problems with us renting the unit.
Then, on my way out, a woman and her husband were outside waiting to see the place.
And… she… was…
PREGNANT.
Thanks a lot for ruining my...
I have an angel and a devil on either shoulder.
And they’re both offering opinions about whether or not I should go out to a bar with a bunch of my friends and get really drunk.
Neither of them have anything interesting to say.
justinroiland:
This is a song I wrote in 2000. I...
