July 2010
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boyattractions:
lee noble valley view
los...
WatchMy painfully talented friends Daniel and Daniel made this amazing video for The Hundred and the Hands and it premiered on Pitchfork today. They’re pretty great.
The Thermals - I Don’t Believe You
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WHO Is Salt?
I don’t want you, Top Ramen.
but I NEED you.
I NEED your sustenance.
I NEED the satisfaction of a meal prepared in 47 seconds.
I NEED 400x my recommended daily allotment of sodium.
I NEED you to leave the bottom of my bowl stained a troubling neon yellow.
I WANT the motivation to buy fresh vegetables,
But I NEED your NOODLES.
Please note the symbolism.
The noodles represent…...
Remember When: Episode One a Vimeo Staff Pick! →
curtneill:
Staff support is crucial to any successful business.
This show is awesome.
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Justin BRBieber
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Every Minus The Bear song
Girl
What kind of boat do you want?
We’ll break a bottle of champagne on the hull
And then we’ll drink another bottle (of champagne)
We’ll smoke cigarettes in the sand
And then we’ll swim in the beautiful ocean
In your eyes
AND THEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN WE’LL HAVE SEX!!!!!!
Oh, did I mention I was buying you a boat?
Wolf Parade - It’s a Curse
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Q and not U - hooray for humans
D-O-W-N, and...
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Gchat Bits With Old Friends!
DAVE: Ladies and Gentelmen… DAVE: The Beast From the Wiest… DAVE: Dianne Wiest! (15 minutes later) BRYAN: wha? DAVE: Hey, I’m just testing out some Dianne Wiest material. Please rate your experience on a scale of 1 to 10. (5 minutes later) BRYAN: That depends on a Google image search of Dianne Wiest. DAVE: Results? BRYAN: I give it a two. DAVE: Is one the best? BRYAN: She is...
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TODAY I SAID "LET'S ARI GOLD THIS SHIT" TO MY...
I was only 60% kidding.
I initiated the fist bump.
I don’t like Entourage. Not even ironically.
I don’t know how I’m going to live with myself any more.
Anonymous asked: so are you and codi dating or what?
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There's only one reasonable excuse for not seeing...
And that is if you are dead. So, if you’re dead, you’re off the hook. Also, I’m sorry you’re dead.
WatchA Kiss From Daddy - This Job is Child’s Play
This video my sketch group made is finally done, and I think it came out GREAT. Totally impressed with everyone involved. It’s got a tense, short film feel. Take a look.
Wait, What Exactly Am I Doing Again?
Remember that brief but memorable Jeff Goldblum cameo in Annie Hall? Where he, playing a partygoer at a Hollywood gathering, nervously says “I forgot my mantra” into a phone? Well, if you don’t, here it is. It’s 3 seconds long. Watch it and come back to this. Did you watch it? Okay, good. This post is sponsored by that clip, with a grant provided in part by the Weird Brain...
Watchmisskatie:
first episode of the webseries i’m a part of!
I like this! It’s sort of like a Rube Goldberg machine + a movie review show + the film Diner.
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Signs that you're too tired to be at a party
Failure to pick up on a Simpsons reference.
Doling out your ice cubes one at a time.
Not saying anything even remotely funny.
Leaving after 1 hour.
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Nicholas Cage Did Mushrooms With His Cat →
London, July 17 – Hollywood actor Nicolas Cage had once taken hallucinogenic drug-laced magic mushrooms with his cat after the feline mistakenly ate a handful.
The Oscar-winner actor had stashed a bag of the psychedelic fungi in his fridge and was shocked when his pet Lewis pulled the door open and munched on the mushrooms, express.co.uk reports.
So, Cage decided to join in and he and...
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Guys, I just saw Inception
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
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The Internet Is Important #352465347
Last night, some friends and I were drinking some beer and talking about movies. Naturally, I can’t talk about movies for very long without bringing up Michael Keaton, because to me, he’s the best. Then we consulted IMDB on what he’s been up to the last few years and saw that he appeared in a season 9 episode of Frasier in 2002 (sidenote: there were 265 episodes of Frasier...
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Regret
Letting this avocado sit.
Sit sit sit sit on my counter.
Too green, too hard.
Waiting.
Now it’s ripe.
But do I eat? NO. I eat cereal and I FORGET.
Now, too soft. Mushy. ROTTEN.
Putting you in my garbage can is a metaphor.
For… something.
-Dave Horwitz, 2010
