August 2010
The Wilderness Downtown
Also know as “I’ve Got Something In My Eye”
Also know as “The Arcade Fire Takes Control of Your Emotions”
Well played, Canadians. Well played.
Watchdealbreaker:
Dealbreaker Advice Corner #5
Why won’t a guy make a move at the end of a date? There are two possible reasons…
Ask Questions, Get Answers.
We are doing god’s Dear Abby’s work.
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Normally I avoid the term hater at all costs, but...
Depressing Memory (NOT involving me) of The Day
A little less than five years ago, I moved to Los Angeles and didn’t know too many people. My college has an LA program that a few of my friends were in, and I often went over to the Oakwood apartments in Burbank (where those students are housed) to hang out with them.
This LA program is fairly standard. If you are accepted, you choose an internship with an entertainment based company,...
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The National - looking for astronauts
You know...
EXPOSE: The Age Of the Sensidouche
dealbreaker:
The time for meatheads has passed. Jersey Shore has rendered them a thin parody of their former selves. No longer will women (and smaller men) cower in fear at the site of their neck veins and tribal tats. We can watch them be reduced to thin caricatures for our amusement every week on MTV. They pose no threat anymore now that their mystique is gone. Their formerly bleach blond...
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Built to Spill - Broken Chairs
Anonymous asked: Just moved to LA and wanted to be your friend, but I am only knowing seeing that you don't like (500) Days of Summer. #dealbreaker
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tiarajackson asked: Inception.
Have you seen 500 Days of Summer?
Have you seen 500 Days of Summer?
tiarajackson asked: in what part of LA do you reside?
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WHAT IS YOUR CRAZIEST DRUG/ALCOHOL RELATED...
If by craziest you mean worst, i’d say being blackout drunk in 11th grade at a friend’s house for a party/gathering (vodka and OJs so strong you could never call them screwdrivers), getting insane, taking my shirt off, and being placed in a bathtub by my friends so i’d stop running around, where i then proceeded to puke on the wall of the bathtub and watch it run down the...
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What are your weaknesses?
The crippling fear that I’ll never live up to the arbitrary expectations I’ve set for myself has kept me from moving forward before. Oh, and CHEESECAKE!
Formspring
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Cee-lo - Closet Freak
I know everyone’s...
Land of Talk - Yuppy Flu
Anonymous asked: i wrote the drunk question that started this whole shitstorm, and i soberly stand by my opinion.
garvs asked: I want to put you, Karl Hess, and Nick Rutherford in a row and have a field day playing with y'all's hair. If you guys could hold puppies and tell jokes while I do it, that'd be great.
WatchTaco Bell is Suicide
A new short by myself, Jon Mackey, and Allison Fields
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alex-lately asked: Never apologize. You're great.
Satoshi Kon Dead? →
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iopenmymouth asked: Do you think people who go by "David" instead of "Dave" are a bit pretentious? What about people who spell their name "David" but insist on being called "Daaveed?"
ebtpearce asked: WHOA YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!! just for that, i'll draw you a picture. anything you want.
ebtpearce asked: ive been following for awhile. im just pretty beige on the subject of people. smeh, shmuh, shmeh
Anonymous asked: In my experience, there are two types of Jew comedians. The small, neurotic ones (eg: Woody Allen) or the sexy hilarious ones (eg: Gary Gulman). Into which category would you say you fall?
Since answering roughly 5 "Ask" questions, I have...
ebtpearce asked: i think you're 'ok'
crapatmyparentshouse asked: When they make a biopic about your life, can i play you?
tiarajackson asked: you are ugly. you are unfunny. you are untalented and awful. you are disgusting. you are the scum between my toes. you are the dirt on my sock. i want to eat my eyeballs when i look at you. you make me spit up all my funny, and bury it in hopes that more funny will sprout from the ground like weeds of humor so that i may pick those said weeds and shove them in your face.
I am...
I am...
wordsbycodi asked: Dear LLCOOL DAVE,
What's it like to be adored by internet babes all over the planet? Pretty great I bet.
What's it like to be adored by internet babes all over the planet? Pretty great I bet.
leeanncaporicci asked: I can't think of anything clever to say to you as I confess my love for you. But I still love your jewfro more than I love most of my family
tiarajackson asked: I think you're sexy and I want to wash your clothes and fold em' for ya.
Anonymous asked: you're impossibly attractive, you're hilarious, and hopefully you're drunk because i sure as hell am. i wish i knew you in real life.
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I am watching Milk for the first time
Emile Hirsch is wearing an American Apparel hoodie. It’s not taking me out of the movie, it’s just adding a sci-fi element to it: Hirsch’s character is clearly a time traveler.
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Gimme Fiction: Think Brian
Love didn’t even begin to describe it. What Brian felt for Stephanie deserved a new word. Megalove? No, that’s a horrible nomination. Whatever. Nothing would do it justice. She was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen, and he’d seen a lot of women in his day. He was a “photographer” at the DMV, meaning he’d seen the most beautiful women in the city lined up...
barelysarcasm:
i-will-dare:
cargohoo:
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