November 2011
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Junip - In Every Direction
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I just moved my couch down 4 flights of stairs...
So, basically, I lived the first 10 minutes of a Wes Anderson movie in real life.
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Whoops. I Forgot To Write About Thanksgiving
Yesterday I was too busy burning my thumbs on a hot sweet potato during a particularly complicated mashing, and eating and drinking exactly as much as a should have.
As a holiday, Thanksgiving doesn’t really mean that much to me, but considering I spend my whole life thinking about myself, it’s good to have a dedicated day where I am gently prodded toward thinking about all the people...
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Solange - Stillness is the Move
We’re all...
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Hey remember when The Gap changed their logo and...
codyjohnston:
The internet’s kind of dumb, you guys.
Anonymous asked: GO ANSWER YOUR VYOU QUESTIONS NOW
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Anyone in LA need...
A couch (free) CLAIMED!
A TV (cheap): It’s a Samsung DLP HDTV. 42 inches. I installed a new bulb 6 months ago. Has some minor picture distortion but not enough to make it hard/unpleasant to watch. $100 obo.
Or an LC-A+ Camera, 9 rolls of film, and a flash ($150 obo) SOLD
This shit’s on Craigslist but if you want to beat the unwashed masses to them, I’ll give Tumblrs...
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Rufus Wainwright - Instant Pleasure
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Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows
A Game Of Shadows? What the fuck does that even mean? Someone should make a sequel title aggregator. It’d be so easy. Look, here’s 15 sequel title options, right off the top of my head:
Sherlock Holmes: A Crime Of Danger
Sherlock Holmes: A Riddle Of Chance
Sherlock Holmes: A Puzzle Of Fog
Sherlock Holmes: A Mystery Of Night
Sherlock Holmes: A Quandry Of Buttons
Sherlock Holmes: A...
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Man Man - Spider Cider
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When you miss a FedEx Drop
And they tell you that if you want to get your package, you have to go to the depot place downtown that’s tucked away in some little godforsaken corner of the city you live in, that you’ve probably never even seen or driven by because it’s so completely off the beaten path that you’re not even sure it exists, what do you do? Do you trust them? The package might be your new...
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Ladies, Leave Ryan Gosling Alone!
gibblertron:
Have you heard of Ryan Gosling? Of course you have! If you’re not head over heels in love with him, you know a woman between the ages of 12 and 90 who is. I don’t care what People Magazine says, women across the world (and probably universe) have made it pretty clear that when it’s a question of who the sexiest man alive is, Gosling is the only answer.
Here’s what makes Gosling...
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My Brother the Jetsetter
ME: What's in Arizona?
HIM: Brett's house. Friends went there. Pool, Nice weather, hot tub, tennis. Fun times.
ME: Ah, Brett as in that rich college kid?
HIM: No, that's Erik. I have a lot of rich friends.
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WatchMirror, Mirror trailer
Directed by Tarsem Singh, Starring Julia Roberts
So… Tarsem Singh wrote and directed The Fall, which is completely beautiful and heartbreaking and weird and great. He also directed The Cell with Jennifer Lopez, which is bad, Immortals, which is ???, and now Mirror Mirror, which looks like a silly waste of everyone’s time.
Was The Fall a fluke, bro?
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The Strokes & Regina Spektor - Modern Girls...
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WatchThis is me talking. HELLO.
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I am flying to Vegas for a wedding this afternoon.
I’ll be there from today until Monday night.
Is there anything fun to do?
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Yo if you go to a Childish Gambino show you better...
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Blood orange soda
+
Jameson
=
you’re welcome.
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Britt Daniel - Telephone My Heart (Live at the...
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Dear Dave Chappelle,
Please come back to comedy and if you ever bring back your show, please do a sketch where you realize that you like Wilco and you get really into them and then you realize it’s slowly turning you white (*I’m not crazy just a big fan and comedy writer who had an idea while listening to Wilco and thought that you were the only one who could pull it off okay thanks bye*).
Best,
Another...
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10 Fake Names
I’m on a short break from work, so here are 10 names that are not real.
Trunk Wilcox,
Gregoire Carp,
Styx Bundell,
Grape Proudtree,
Campton Soupstain,
Legs McNally,
Unico Philandrical,
Gorp Taterton,
Wilhelm Ascot,
Jeff Penis
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Smog - I feel like the mother of the world
i may...
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Facebook Message To Attach To A Friend Request For...
Subject line: Hey!
Body: Hey you! What’s up? Long time no see since the bar last night, ha. No, well to some people 12 hours is a long time. Hoo-boy. So did you have fun? I can’t believe we weren’t friends! After all those times seeing each other at bars and flirting talking. Weird! Not that it’s weird to see each other, just to not already be friends on the ‘book!...
