January 2012
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The Dismemberment Plan - The Ice Of Boston
Pop...
December 2011
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"Hey boys AND GIRLS-- yeah that's right I like ALL...
-what I assume a sexy lady sounds like
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Headlights - Dead Ends
I am never going to let...
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Conversation Topics With Tasha From The...
It is impossible to get through to the unemployment office, so when you do get an operator, you know it’s special. I called in at 8:27, three minutes before they opened, and Tasha answered. At one point we got disconnected and she even called me back! That is UNHEARD OF! We talked for 45 minutes, 15 of which were spent reopening my old claim. The rest of the time we talked about:
How great...
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Jason: The Sidewalk Dealer
Last night at around 11 I went to walk the dog I’ve been sitting for. He was making little howling noises and sporadically barking, so I assumed he had to do “something.” I took him to the spot he’d been using for the past day and a half and was waiting around, when I heard, “Yo, neighbor? Sup man?”
I looked across the street to see a figure coming toward me....
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WatchCheck out all the cool stuff my mom sent me for Chanukah!
kaseyanderson:
tesslynch:
funkadelic — can you...
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Brian Eno - I’ll Come Running
You’ll...
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curtneill:
Look out, Weird Al Yankovic. There’s a new parody singer in town.
HAHAHAHAHA.
FINALLY.
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My Impression Of American Horror Story
A CHARACTER WALKS AROUND THE HAUNTED MURDER GHOST HOUSE
CHARACTER: Oh hey, scuse me guys? I don’t mean to be a bother, but we’ve got some ghosts over here… MURDER GHOSTS. You see, those ghosts were murdered, and now those ghosts murdered some other ghosts. And I KNOW that sounds like the end, but there’s MORE. See… there are some people that were here earlier, do you...
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Best Of (AKA Favorite) Music: 2011
My friends and I are on an email chain where we share our favorite music from the past year. Here are mine, in no particular order.
Albums
Das Racist - Relax
Bon Iver - Bon Iver
Cults - Cults
Pangea - Living Dummy
Yacht - Shangri-La
Radiohead - The King Of Limbs
The Dodos - No Color
Man Man - Life Fantastic
Lakutis - I’m In The Forest EP
The Vaccines - What Did You Expect From...
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Ways Horrible/Humorless People Respond To...
“OKAYYYYYYY….“
“You’re WEIRD.”
“What are you smoking?” and/or “I want some of what YOU’RE on.”
<eye roll>
“Yeah… not so much.”
“Not sure what THAT was all about, but…”
“Riiiiiiiiiight.”
“Anywayyyyyyyyyyy…”
“Um, random much?”
“I never...
Watchohheymary:
i figured out that saying “neighbor” in place of the n word means i can be an uncomfortable white girl and still maintain my flow.
This is a celebration of whiteness, and I think it’s fantastic.
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Bloggers Can't Be Choosers
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(Drunk) Words With (Drunk) Friends
FRIEND: Do you like her?
ME: No. I mean, probably a little. I kind of like everyone.
FRIEND: Do you like me?
ME: Sure. Why not?
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1,2,3 - Work
I work, I work, I work, I work, for...
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"Lifetime Orders Amish Crime Drama Film/Backdoor... →
“Lifetime Orders Amish Crime Drama Film/Backdoor Pilot Starring Neve Campbell”
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I would like to commission a single panel cartoon...
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WatchSee You Then, Then
Directed By Trevor Byrne
Starring Pearl Wible, Tallie Medel, Landon Zackheim, Dave Horwitz, & Sunita Mani
This is a 100% improvised short made by my ex-roommate and current friend Trevor Byrne (with camera work by Sam Molleur). The actors were told their relationships to each other and the basic premise, and that’s it.
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Animal Collective - The Purple Bottle
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“Hi
Goodday, please don’t be offended, I must first apologize for this...”
– The best spam email I have ever received.
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Party Faux-Pas (because "foul" sounds undignified)
The names have been omitted to protect those involved. The details, however, are 100% accurate. I will try to present the facts as they happened, with little to no bias.
A few weeks ago, I was at a holiday party. A friend and I arrived together, and when we got there, we found that we knew few people there. The people that I knew, she didn’t, and vice versa. A guy I’ve known for a...
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