February 2011
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everydayjonhill:
I had been hearing Aaron Moles talk about this idea for a long time. It’s such a tricky concept that his explanation of it never really made sense, but I always knew it made “Aaron Moles sense,” which is all it needs. I’m really glad it turned out this awesome and that he made his “this is what I do” piece.
moles:
The Sequence - Episode 1 (720p Vimeo, 1080p YouTube)
If I...
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The Idiot King's 2011 Oscar Picks
Best Picture: Mac and Me Best Director: Ang Lee, The Hulk Best Actor in a Leading Role: David Spade, 8 Heads In a Duffel Bag Best Actress in a Leading Role: Alicia Silverstone, Excess Baggage Best Actor in a Supporting Role: Kevin Pollack, The Whole Ten Yards Best Actress in a Supporting Role: Tara Reid, Body Shots Best Original Screenplay: Dee Snider for Strangeland Best Adapted...
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Special Eating Society
by Tremendosaur (Justin Michael and Jacob Reed), w/Dan Lippert, Drew Tarver, Scott Gairdner, Jennie Pierson, and myself. It’s for a contest, so vote it funny and those guys could win a thing!
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I'm really into LCD* Soundsystem
*Little Chocolate Donuts Soundsystem
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Larry Sanders: She gave me a handjob… in the parking lot at Denny’s. Artie: (laughing) Why didn’t you tell me about this sooner? Larry Sanders: BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF!
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Things In Music I Don't Miss #3523645
The use of “little girl” in any song by a male singer referring to a romantic prospect. Seriously, why the implied monstrous age difference, dude singers of the past?
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The hardest thing about getting work done at a...
is knowing that you are more talented than everyone else who’s there. Also, it’s really distracting knowing how much more special and unique your script is and how you’re going to be really successful and they can only hope to be “kind of” successful. So annoying.
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Dave Horwitz: Humanity's Greatest Pizza Failure
Never before have I felt so down. This was supposed to be easy money. A commercial callback for Pizza Hut. I had to go into a room and pretend I liked pizza in front of other people. This is a role that I have been preparing for on (at least) a weekly basis for basically my entire life. I LOVE pizza. And not because it’s “cool” or “funny” to love pizza. I love pizza...
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shamalam asked: the indie chick slash fic is KILLING me. i'm dying. my doctor is very upset. please stop. both of you, stop writing it. no more writing.
(please don't stop.)
(please don't stop.)
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Welp, it’s 4pm. Time to post 46 desaturated pictures of sunsets, simulated...
– Average Tumblr
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I finished the article during lunch…and would say that I was adequately...
– My dad’s reaction to the New Yorker’s Paul Haggis/Scientology article I sent him.
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RE: SAYING "WELL PLAYED" AS A FAVORABLE RESPONSE...
dontstopbereaving:
Emily: well played Ray: making fun of people is like chess Emily: yeah, the more you do it the less people like you Ray: but there’s a tight-knit group of losers that spend all their afterschool time doing it
Keep up the good work, you two.
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To Do List For The Weekend:
-Write first drafts of live talk show bits. -Write first draft(s) of sketch(es). -Finish reading script/write notes. -Watch last night’s Portlandia. -Hike. -Hydrate. -Ask out Olive Garden waitress (FINALLY). -DON’T use the line “I’ve got your unlimited breadstick right here.” -Apologize when I accidentally use that line. -Wrestle with the restaurant manager as he...
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I'm really happy that I'm a cool guy.
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I'm on to you, Los Angeles...
So the people who make things are usually broke, and the people who decide where to put the things that people make are rich?
I KNEW there had to be a catch when I found out how warm it is year round! This city is veeeeery sneaky.