May 2011
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To My Zero New Followers
Hey guys, sup! Welcome to my corner of the Internet! I call it Dave’s Cave (JK I hate enclosed spaces)! You’re new here, so I thought you should know a liiiiiitle bit about me! UM… here goes!!! Let’s see: *I’m a wide eyed pessimist. *I love my enemies and I H8 my friendzos. *I give the COLDEST hugs. *I’m totes afraid of sharks but it’s a fantasy of mine to...
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Vyou: For serious geography based opinions about ladies.
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Actual Conversation From Tonight
ME: Hey, I’m Dave. We have a mutual friend. She told me to say hi.
GIRL: Oh hi. I’m gonna go take a dump.
She leaves and goes to the bathroom.
Fin
Perhaps I Can Coax You Into Watching "The Daily...
jordanmorris:
For about five years now I’ve worked for a television program called “The Daily Habit” on Fuel TV. For most of the show’s life, it’s been primarily an action sports (skateboarding, surfing, etc.) interview show with some comedy bits in between (produced and sometimes hosted by Yours Truly).
The show underwent a pretty major face lift recently. In an effort to attract a more...
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Today I was cleaning and I found a little green pill and didn’t know what it was. Then I remembered that 3 years ago, my friend who is a pharmacist gave it to me and told me that I should take it if I ever get nervous in an audition, because it will make my heart beat slower. Needless to say I never tried it.
That’s the kind of friend you keep around. Because they’re as bananas...
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“How Big Are You Boobs,” huh?
Interesting.
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The Magic Party Room
Last night I went to a friend’s party a little too late, on a total whim. I was a little tired after stopping by a few other places, but I had a ride, and in Los Angeles, when you have a ride, you are almost legally required to take it.
This friend lives in a huge party house in the hills that often throws big bash/show combos. Bands will come and set up in the living room and anywhere from...
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UPDATE: ABC Picks Up 7 New Dramas, 2 Comedies –... →
film114:
the pilot I cut got a much deserved pickup! yay!
He’s not on Tumblr, but one of my best friends in the entire stupid world, Michael “Mookie” Blaiklock, is in this pilot (Apt. 23), and I couldn’t be prouder of him. Everything’s happening! AAAAAH!!!!
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Someone said “You. Me. Babies. Discuss.” So, I discussed it, but then I got tired.
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On Hot Wheels And Growing Up Whenever You Feel...
I wanted to write about something, and when I realized I didn’t have a specific subject in mind I got a little concerned that it was going to be a capital B Blog post, but I think that’s okay every now and then, especially because I’m a little buzzed. Wait, no, I take it back. I’m not buzzed enough to write about “nothing” so I’ll pick something specific.
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cocooncentraldanceteam:
LA-based comedians and budz of ourz Analisa Raya-Flores and Dave Horwitz were in attendance at our Dreamboat and Friends show April 22. They interviewed each other after the show, thank God.
Here it looks like I’m drunk, and I don’t remember If I was, so I probably was.
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I Don't Have A Desk (But I Have A Heart)
Hi there. I’m the new guy. No, I don’t have a desk yet. Why, yes I did make(shift) this desk. This is a filing cabinet with a cardboard box on top of it. Yes, I am resourceful. This does make my legs all cramped. I could take that guy’s desk, because he’s not here today! Oh. That other guy took it. When will I be the guy? I want to be the guy who takes it. “It”...
Last night
alisonagosti:
At the 3:40 am, so I suppose it was this morning, I was standing in line to pay for my battery acid coffee and wondering why I always wait until the last moment to do everything, when a couple walked in a cut in front of me.
There’s this white hot feeling that comes over me when I’ve been wronged, even if it’s slight. Knowing instantly that this was not a battle worth fighting, I...
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