May 2011
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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To My Zero New Followers
Hey guys, sup! Welcome to my corner of the Internet! I call it Dave’s Cave (JK I hate enclosed spaces)! You’re new here, so I thought you should know a liiiiiitle bit about me! UM… here goes!!! Let’s see: *I’m a wide eyed pessimist. *I love my enemies and I H8 my friendzos. *I give the COLDEST hugs. *I’m totes afraid of sharks but it’s a fantasy of mine to...
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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Vyou: For serious geography based opinions about ladies.
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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ListenMan Man - Piranhas Club Throw me to piranhas, if...
May 22nd
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Actual Conversation From Tonight
ME: Hey, I’m Dave. We have a mutual friend. She told me to say hi. GIRL: Oh hi. I’m gonna go take a dump. She leaves and goes to the bathroom. Fin
May 21st
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Perhaps I Can Coax You Into Watching "The Daily...
jordanmorris: For about five years now I’ve worked for a television program called “The Daily Habit” on Fuel TV.  For most of the show’s life, it’s been primarily an action sports (skateboarding, surfing, etc.) interview show with some comedy bits in between (produced and sometimes hosted by Yours Truly).  The show underwent a pretty major face lift recently.  In an effort to attract a more...
May 20th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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Today I was cleaning and I found a little green pill and didn’t know what it was. Then I remembered that 3 years ago, my friend who is a pharmacist gave it to me and told me that I should take it if I ever get nervous in an audition, because it will make my heart beat slower. Needless to say I never tried it. That’s the kind of friend you keep around. Because they’re as bananas...
May 16th
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“How Big Are You Boobs,” huh? Interesting.
May 16th
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May 15th
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The Magic Party Room
Last night I went to a friend’s party a little too late, on a total whim. I was a little tired after stopping by a few other places, but I had a ride, and in Los Angeles, when you have a ride, you are almost legally required to take it. This friend lives in a huge party house in the hills that often throws big bash/show combos. Bands will come and set up in the living room and anywhere from...
May 14th
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May 14th
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UPDATE: ABC Picks Up 7 New Dramas, 2 Comedies –... →
film114: the pilot I cut got a much deserved pickup! yay! He’s not on Tumblr, but one of my best friends in the entire stupid world, Michael “Mookie” Blaiklock, is in this pilot (Apt. 23), and I couldn’t be prouder of him. Everything’s happening! AAAAAH!!!!
May 13th
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May 12th
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Someone said “You. Me. Babies. Discuss.” So, I discussed it, but then I got tired.
May 12th
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May 11th
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On Hot Wheels And Growing Up Whenever You Feel...
I wanted to write about something, and when I realized I didn’t have a specific subject in mind I got a little concerned that it was going to be a capital B Blog post, but I think that’s okay every now and then, especially because I’m a little buzzed. Wait, no, I take it back. I’m not buzzed enough to write about “nothing” so I’ll pick something specific. ...
May 11th
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May 11th
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ListenQ and not U - Book of Flags
May 9th
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May 8th
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ListenBuilt To Spill - Center Of The Universe I...
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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cocooncentraldanceteam: LA-based comedians and budz of ourz Analisa Raya-Flores and Dave Horwitz were in attendance at our Dreamboat and Friends show April 22.  They interviewed each other after the show, thank God. Here it looks like I’m drunk, and I don’t remember If I was, so I probably was.
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 3rd
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I Don't Have A Desk (But I Have A Heart)
Hi there. I’m the new guy. No, I don’t have a desk yet. Why, yes I did make(shift) this desk. This is a filing cabinet with a cardboard box on top of it. Yes, I am resourceful. This does make my legs all cramped. I could take that guy’s desk, because he’s not here today! Oh. That other guy took it. When will I be the guy? I want to be the guy who takes it. “It”...
May 3rd
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Last night
alisonagosti: At the 3:40 am, so I suppose it was this morning, I was standing in line to pay for my battery acid coffee and wondering why I always wait until the last moment to do everything, when a couple walked in a cut in front of me. There’s this white hot feeling that comes over me when I’ve been wronged, even if it’s slight. Knowing instantly that this was not a battle worth fighting, I...
May 3rd
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ListenThem (w/Van Morrison) - My Lonely Sad Eyes
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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