March 2012
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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A RINGING ENDORSEMENT!
themoonshow: COCOON CENTRAL DANCE TEAM SPRING RECITAL Our friends and former Moon guests COCOON CENTRAL DANCE TEAM are performing their very first recital! Watch all original dances and videos this Friday, March 30th, 2012 at 7PM at The People’s Improv Theater, and also catch a glimpse of their new pilot. These ladies give the kind of sincere and spirited performances that we really love to...
Mar 30th
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My dick is two inches... FROM THE GROUND!!!!
And other things you shouldn’t say when you’re lying face down on the floor.
Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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My First High School Memory
I was watching the pilot of Best Friends Forever on Hulu last night, and, at the risk of STARTING with a tangent, it’s terrific. It’s a new NBC comedy created by/written by/starring two UCB alums, Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham, and co-starring another UCB-er, Luka Jones. About halfway through the episode, a character named Ravi is introduced, played by an actor named Steven...
Mar 26th
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nedhepburn asked: Kid Rock "Only Blog Knows Why"
Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 21st
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Sk8r Boi Pt. 2?
ANGELEA: The dudes were kinda East Coast types.
DAVE: What does that mean? I'm an East Coast dude...
ANGELA: Like a baseball hat light denim keg party.
DAVE: That sounds like an Avril Lavigne lyric.
Mar 21st
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The Internet, Every Day
Gooood morning laptop! Let’s open you up! Whoa. What is- what is THIS? I’m so- like- am I reading this? It’s like, HOW. I mean, how could people do that stuff? I’m all sitting here doing my thing, reblogging some sick gifs and all of the sudden BLAM! And there’s nothing I can do about it? Or maybe I can. Can I write a letter, oh god, how do you write a letter? Do you...
Mar 21st
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Mar 20th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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Texts People Send After Midnight
“You up?” “I could come over if you’re not too tired…” “You’re probably tired I bet.” “Are you tired?” “Wayne’s World is on TBS. Thinking of you.” “I have weed.” “I thought you were a night owl.” “You must really be sleeping.” “If you get this, I’ll probably...
Mar 16th
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Mar 15th
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“I know, maybe a billion shots of espresso will make me a better writer…”
– everyone in this Starbucks, including me.
Mar 15th
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South By Recap
Hey South By-sexuals, it’s your boy D-Ho reporting all the way live from South By 2K12! Got a lot of hot ish to drop on you and not a lot of time, so let’s get it poppin! FOOD: First off, the dopest BBQ is MOST DEF the slow smoked ribs at Curly’s Q, located on the corner of South By and Southwest. If you remember, order the bacon ranch dip for your fries! Only newbz use ketchup...
Mar 14th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 11th
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10 Sad Things
Gray Cornrows  Pizza For None Corduroy Nightgowns Shotgun Funerals Egg Yellow Omelettes  Singles Skate Ocarina Practice Non Alcoholic Whisky   Waist Length Braided Ponytails  Blockbuster Video
Mar 9th
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WatchWatch
These are 16 important seconds thank you please watch.
Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 5th
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Mar 5th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 3rd
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10,000 Note Posts
Here are some surefire ways to get 10k notes (at least). Guaranteed. A screencap of a 1990s cartoon character doing a “hipster” thing. A quote from Great Expectations superimposed on a still from Degrassi. A picture of an old woman with Skrillex glasses/haircut. A desaturated image of a wheat field with the word “Breathe” at the bottom. An animated gif of the cast of...
Mar 3rd
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Mar 2nd
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This is my coping mechanism: Josh Hasn't Killed... →
ladybroblog: by Josh Androsky The following is an essay written by the very talented writer/comedian Josh Androsky based out of Los Angeles, CA. In this piece he chronicles his life in the wake of a break-up, and his means of putting the pieces back together. Read on for an…
Mar 1st
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Watch This Thing That I Made - Downers Grove →
A lot of people have seen this already, but some haven’t, and I’m really proud of it. It’s a 9 episode web series my friends and I made for Warner Brothers a few years ago. If you can’t sleep or have some time to kill or like bookmarking things, check it out. It’s about losers in a small town in Illinois.
Mar 1st
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