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WatchRoommate Meeting Episode 3: Overdue Bills
Written by/Starring Justin Becker, Michael Blaiklock, Dave Horwitz, and Elisha Yaffe
Directed by Doug Burgdorff
The thrilling conclusion to our saga. The power goes out, and we conduct our meeting entirely by candlelight. Also, someone dies.
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Anonymous asked: You are super hot. Are you single?
Anonymous asked: You are so dumb, this is why everyone in high school hated you and beat you up.
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WatchRoommate Meeting Episode Two: Rat Problem
Watch us get loud(er) and dumb(er)! Guest starring Colton Dunn (Key and Peele), and Pat Bocuzzi (Girl Crazy, famous novelist)
Written By/Starring Justin Becker, Michael Blaiklock, Dave Horwitz, and Elisha Yaffe
Directed by Doug Burgdorff
You know how when people are feeling kind of low,...
I just did that, but at the counter of a pizza place.
Swapped the Jameson for a slice w/meatball and green pepper.
I stand by my decision.
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Built to Spill - Conventional Wisdom
Some things...
"And I ain't goin' back to live that old life no...
paulftompkins:
Two years ago today, at this hour, my wife and I were married. Immediately after being pronounced so, and after kissing for the first time as husband and wife, the song “Wagon Wheel” by Old Crow Medicine Show played, and we processed past our family and our friends and began our new life together.
Lat month, I celebrated the tenth anniversary of the live variety show I do here...
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WatchNickstarter
This is a sketch that I wrote with my friend, the multi talented Elisha Yaffe, for Yahoo’s Sketchy series. It pokes a little fun at Kickstarter projects, but mostly at sloppy lazy jerks in general.
Starring Elisha Yaffe. Written by Elisha Yaffe/Dave Horwitz. Ft Sally Brooks, Mary Holland and Dave Horwitz. Directed/edited by Jefferson Dutton
The Three Post-Breakup Phases
I used to answer a lot of relationship questions over at my other blog, the in-hibernation DEALBREAKER. Looking back, I find it really funny that anyone ever trusted me with love advice, because it’s not really a topic I’m that well versed in. I’ve dated successfully, messily, carelessly, carefully, and casually, and up to this point, they all end the same way: by ending.
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Kurt Vile - Freeway
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One Act Play: Two Men
MAN 1: Hey, who’s that cute girl I always see you with?
MAN 2: My wife?
MAN 1: Yeah… what’s her story?
MAN 2: Her story? Well, she’s a lawyer. And she’s married to me?
MAN 1: Cool, cool. And how does that work? Is that like, an all the time thing, or half the time, or…?
MAN 2: It’s all the time.
MAN 1: Holidays too?
MAN 2: Yup.
MAN 1: Right,...
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4/20 Narc-Spotting Tips
BROTHERS! SISTERS!!! FRIENDS!! Before you put anything in the air today, make sure everyone around you is cool. Is there someone there who you’ve never met before? Maybe someone you’ve known for a lot less time than everyone else? Well… they could be a NARC! An undercover narcotics officer! Here are some dead giveaways:
The tags are still on their cargo pants and generic...
Pretty Funny (Minus the Funny)
gibblertron:
I don’t understand a lot of things. I don’t understand why my neighbor is pursuing a career as a 1990’s electronic music artist. I don’t understand why the ice cream shop near my house considers two scoops of ice cream one scoop. And I don’t understand how women, educated journalists, can be so unfair when writing about other women. Alessandra Stanley of the New York Times was...
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“I didn’t think I was being anonymous— my name is all over it,”...”
– Justin Becker, one of my closest friends and most frequent collaborators, has outed himself in the SF Weekly as the author of the faux-Chris Kattan screenplay Peepers, which has shown up mysteriously in bookstores all over the West Coast. He went viral with BOOKS, which I think elevates him to...
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WatchRoommate Meeting - “Chores”
Written by/Starring Justin Becker, Michael Blaiklock, Elisha Yaffe, and Dave Horwitz
Directed by Doug Burgdorff
Last year, my friends and I made three shorts. Here is the first one. It’s very stupid, and I mean that in the best possible way.
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Just saw a comment on Instagram
The picture was of a friend of mine and you can sort of see her bra through her shirt and someone commented “sweet nips,” and in that moment I was REALLY hoping that the commenter was female. Nope. It was a guy. Now, I had/have no context for this comment. For all I know “sweet nips” could be an inside joke between these two people. They could be dating and that’s his...
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Right Said Fred vs. Drop Dead Fred
Right Said Fred
One hit wonder band with the 1991 song “I’m too sexy.”
From the UK.
Drop Dead Fred
Semi-popular movie about an imaginary friend, released in 1991.
Starred British comedian Rik Mayall. FROM THE UK.
Both names are syllabically and phonetically similar, both achieved notoriety at around the same time, and BOTH are something of pop culture punchlines in 2012....
WatchHow bout that rain, huh?
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Animal Collective - Peacebone
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