August 2012
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Old White Men: Craftier Than You'd Think?
Okay guys, here’s a theory: you know the terrible white men you’ve been reading about? The ones who are actively trying to make it harder for women to get abortions, who are against universal health care, who can’t seem to wrap their heads around gay people being allowed to get married, and who are hell bent on proving that we’ve been mislead and that rape is kind of not...
Kurt Vile - Freeway
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I was going to write some longwinded essay about...
And then I decided I didn’t need to/want to do that this year. And that DID make me feel older.
So, now what do I do?
-Write a meta-essay with footnotes deconstructing it?
-Post a baby picture of myself and talk about the stuffed animal I’m holding in it?
-List all the things about my life that make me feel lucky?
-Bring up some bigger issue that makes my birthday/life in general...
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musiciansdaughter asked: Dear Sensitive Guy, will u take me 2 the Sadie Hawkins Dance, lol? We could hang out at the mall first if my mom says it's o.k. TTYL!! :P
mpnyx asked: willu marry me thanks
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WatchHi Ho Silver Oh - My Confessor
“Oh God! A man who understands my bland, one dimensional, cookie-cutter...”
– My favorite angry reblog comment to this. I’m sorry, I’ll stop after this one, but I couldn’t help it.
The best thing about trolling Tumblr with a parody...
Is reading angry reblog comments from people who take the post seriously. I want to cry tears of joy when I read them. Keep doing what you’re doing, internet.
justinbecker asked: Your Haines has me in pot cookies.
nedhepburn asked: your pain has me in hotness.
notnatkingcole asked: your hotness and my hotness has us in a skillet. together.
Anonymous asked: Your hotness has me in pain.
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Jai Paul - BTSTU
THIS IS POOL PARTY MUSIC YOU...
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"Yoga pants? YO-GA pants? Um, you know what,...
Dialogue from bad sitcoms that don’t exist. Episode 1: “Husband Knows Worst.”
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1987 Movie Pitch: Boner School 2
“Thanks for meeting me in this TCBY, guys. I think you’re really gonna like this. Okay, so this one picks up where BS1 left off: Hoops and Jordy are still on academic probation, and Dean Wilton still wants them dead for the sick double team Eiffel Tower (w/hi-five finish) they pulled with his daughter, Betsy, who left for Amsterdam and is now running a Donkey Show in the Red Light...
