June 2012
Anonymous asked: So I just moved back to LA and now that I'm an "adult" and all, I don't know the cool spots in LA. What are some good bars/restaurants a la The Model in Allston, or other places in Cambridge and Brighton [I just moved back from Boston]. Thanks!!
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WatchEnjoy this new feature of my blog, The Mid Day Random Humor Minute! Gotta love that random humor!
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June Fourth Is Cursed
June 4th, 2004
I was living in Allston, MA, and was walking to get a copy of my apartment key made at a place a few blocks from me. When I approached a crosswalk, I saw a brown sedan waiting to make a left onto a side street. I acknowledged the driver and kept walking. Suddenly, a beat up white pickup truck peeled around the sedan and collided with me, sending me flying about six feet back,...
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New Sex Positions!
The 96 - facing away from each other, standing. Butts to ankles.
The Down Low - Secretive gay sex aboard a submarine.
The Oops! All Berries - Sack only.
The Jay Leno - An 11:30pm hate fuck with NBC on in the background.
The Bill Clinton - Putting your dick in a saxaphone.
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Brothers
Buster: I jumped through a plate glass window, on a date!
Michael: Well, women love to laugh.
May 2012
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Seabadoh - Ocean
Get with the program guys,...
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Noise From The Korean Church Parking Lot Next Door
So far, starting at 8 AM, I’ve heard:
-Yelling.
-Laughing.
-The sounds of heavy objects being hurled into an empty metal dumpster.
-The sound of a dozen guys struggling to move an object.
-The sound of revealing that object to be a piano.
-Someone playing “Violet Hill” by Coldplay on said piano.
-A dozen guys scream-singing “Violet Hill” by Coldplay.
-A half...
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Jason Lytle - Yours Truly, The Commuter