My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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13th September 2011

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butwhat:

theidiotking replied to your post: Hypochondria + crippling doctor anxieties

Hey you. Have a seat. You wanna talk about it? Here, have some lemonade. Fresh squeezed? You betcha.

I see your lemonade and raise you some vodka. 

(Did you guys know that I’ve seen Dave perform a handful times - he’s ril’ funny - and I can totally imagine him saying these things even though he’s never met me and can’t imagine me cause I’m a total creeper? Oh, now you do.)

This person is one of those real secret-type internet people who prefers the comfort of the shadows. Almost completely anonymous! Basically the opposite of me, a person who tells the internet exactly where he’s going to be standing on a very well lit stage to be looked at/murdered. Here’s what I know about this butwhat person: 1. female. 2. I know her first name. And that’s it! 

This has all the trappings of a 2002 teen horror film about the ‘net. But here’s the real question: which one of us gets to be Devon Sawa?

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