My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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18th September 2011

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My Scene With Ryan Gosling Got Cut Out Of Drive

  • I have the dialogue from the script, which I will share now. I played a hitman who tried to hire Gosling's character to drive him back from a job.
  • DAVE: Thanks for meeting me. This is a big job.
  • RYAN: Okay.
  • DAVE: I gotta take out this guy. A real piece of shit. Money's good, work is easy. Think you can do it?
  • RYAN: (looks at a tree just past my head)
  • DAVE: Well?
  • RYAN: (makes a fist with his left hand, then cracks his knuckles)
  • DAVE: Can you do the job? What's going on?
  • RYAN: (picks up a leaf on the ground, studies leaf)
  • DAVE: CAN YOU DO THE JOB I NEED YOU FOR? THIS INTERACTION IS VERY SIMPLE!!
  • RYAN: (coughs)
  • DAVE: PLEASE GOD SAY SOMETHING! WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING?????
  • RYAN: I gotta go.
  • He exits.

Tagged: I liked DriveI loved Albert BrooksRyan Gosling ain't saying shit

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