My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. Oh, and I
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13th May 2009

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My Interview With Megan Fox

Dave Horwitz: Hello, internet. I’m here with Megan Fox in sunny Los Angeles, California at the Carl’s Jr. at La Brea and Santa Monica. Megan insisted on being interviewed here.

Megan Fox: (with a mouth full of $6 Burger) I love meat.

DH: Great. Let’s begin. Your big break came in the Michael Bay blockbuster Transformers-

MF: -I think robots are going to take over the world. I mean, that’s why I take the batteries out of my many vibrators when I leave the house.

DH: Well, that’s certainly a little provocative and slightly insane, isn’t it?

MF: Fuck off, dweeb. Pass me those ketchup packets.

DH: Sure (I hand her 10 packets. she motions for more, so I hand her 5 more). You’re very outspoken regarding your sexuality. Have you always been that way?

MF: Some people are sexual camels. They can go a long time without sex. I’m a sexual dragon.

DH: (Smirking) Because you have a ferocious sexual appetite?

MF: No, because I breathe fire and have scales.

DH: Metaphorically?

MF: This interview is over. Thanks for the burger.

(At this point Megan transformed into a weird lizard-like robot and blasted through the ceiling and into the sky).

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