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3rd November 2011

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We’ve all resigned to the fact that we’re going to be at work all night, and have taken to talking about how the Hamburger Helper glove probably begs the humans in those commercials to fuck him. “Pleeeeeeeease! I’ve been making noodles aaaaaaaaall day! The least you could do is fuck meeeeeeeeeee!”

We’ve all resigned to the fact that we’re going to be at work all night, and have taken to talking about how the Hamburger Helper glove probably begs the humans in those commercials to fuck him.

“Pleeeeeeeease! I’ve been making noodles aaaaaaaaall day! The least you could do is fuck meeeeeeeeeee!”

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