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22nd December 2011

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My Impression Of American Horror Story

A CHARACTER WALKS AROUND THE HAUNTED MURDER GHOST HOUSE

CHARACTER: Oh hey, scuse me guys? I don’t mean to be a bother, but we’ve got some ghosts over here… MURDER GHOSTS. You see, those ghosts were murdered, and now those ghosts murdered some other ghosts. And I KNOW that sounds like the end, but there’s MORE. See… there are some people that were here earlier, do you remember? RIGHT! Those people! Well, I don’t want to alarm you, but those weren’t people… they were GHOSTS! These jerks just won’t take a hike! It’s like EVERYONE was murdered here! And those murders were committed by OTHER ghosts! And don’t get me started on who killed THOSE ghosts!

OTHER CHARACTER: You can’t kill a ghost!

CHARACTER: Um, someone’s clearly never heard of double ghosts! Ghosts that get murdered just become 2X Ghosts! There’s tons of double ghosts all over this place! It’s crawling with them! And that’s just in the house! Don’t get me started on the neighbors! And the people hiding NEAR the house! And anyone who has ever walked by the house. They are the ghostiest bunch of bloody murder faces you’ll ever see! Look here is the bottom line: SHIT. IS. GOING. DOWN. IN. THIS……HOUSEEEEEE!!!!!!

OTHER CHARACTER IS REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN BORED TO SLEEP, OR IS HE????!!

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