My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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DEHorwitz at gmail . com

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30th December 2011

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“Hey boys AND GIRLS— yeah that’s right I like ALL OF THE KINDS OF PEOPLE! It’s me, a sex lady! Do you have a dick? Well I want to see it! Do you have a butt? Well I’m going to hit it maybe with a belt! Do you have a pussy? THAT’S RIGHT I SAY PUSSY LIKE IT WAS NOTHING! Come over to my house for ALL OF THE SEX. There’s nothing about sex that I think is weird! MEOW! That’s what a cat says BUT ALSO what a sexy lady says!!!!!”

-what I assume a sexy lady sounds like

  1. pegghetti reblogged this from theidiotking
  2. pegghetti said: oh my god this is brilliant
  3. sowhatmary reblogged this from theidiotking and added:
    dave, i’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t publish my e-mail signature. that’s private.
  4. annajonzin said: You’re right.
  5. theidiotking posted this