My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
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1st January 2012

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Actual Resolutions

These are just small enough to work…

1. At no point will I audibly discuss any fitness/health goals, so I don’t have to feel bad for constantly breaking them.

2. No more smiling and laughing when I don’t hear what someone says in a crowded/loud setting. I vow to ask them to repeat themselves as many times as is necessary.

3. In compliance with my mom’s life long advice to me, I will buy 2 pairs of sneakers and alternate between them so neither gets warn out first. Just to see what it feels like.

4. Fewer hoodies! More sweaters!

5. Minimize annoyances. Maximize happiness!

6. Buy/use a cast iron skillet. 

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  1. aubreybell said: 6. Lodge Logic cast iron skillets are amazing and affordable (<$30 on Amazon). Happy cooking!
  2. causenotsymptom said: All excellent decisions.
  3. liezlwashere said: big advocate of the cast iron skillet.
  4. jackiesface reblogged this from theidiotking and added:
    OMG number 2. My life.
  5. monsterbeard said: This is startlingly relevant to things I have been needing to do my entire life.
  6. lizdexia said: Taking/using #2. Because I am The Worst at that.
  7. theidiotking posted this