My name is Dave Horwitz.
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3rd January 2012

Video reblogged from mike karnell with 119 notes

mikekarnell:

cockenblog:

Pound On My Muffin - Shira

Welp, here’s my nomination for the worst best song of 2012.

Top Comment: “never seen a muffin with frosting before. probably because those are cupcakes.”

- People confusing vaginas for muffins

- People confusing muffins for cupcakes

- That old man driving the car

So… 3 days? That’s how long it took for there to be a new one of these for us to all watch and hate collectively? That’s not a lot of days into the new year, but as far as signs of the pending apocalypse go, I think we’re riiiiiight on schedule. Also, I made it through 45 seconds of this, so clearly it’s great.

  1. slowly-but-surely-bit-by-bit reblogged this from cockenblog and added:
    … I don’t know why I watched this.
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  4. thegreengablin reblogged this from cockenblog and added:
    This is so unbearable that I was forced to reblog. Enjoy.
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  9. 2ndguesscorrect reblogged this from thisdanobrien and added:
    I see your “Pound My Muffin” and raise you a “Smell Yo Dick.” Your move, Danwell.
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  14. reactionstoshira reblogged this from cockenblog and added:
    “You’re baking wrong”
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  20. comescientistdestroy reblogged this from cockenblog and added:
    what has society come to… xD
  21. lott reblogged this from amandalynferri and added:
    2012 is starting off GREAT!
  22. mrsarcastism101 reblogged this from cockenblog and added:
    basically ugly muffins with lots of make up on…just like every girl in this video.
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  24. lindsayluella reblogged this from cockenblog and added:
    the fake 10 dollar bills they had. Super classy! 2. I want that shirt she’s wearing...the...
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    I just…I can’t….wut?…
  26. specialisedsocialanthropologist reblogged this from thisdanobrien and added:
    “Found a guy who could rap?” What about Swaim? Or is he not black enough…
  27. neutralangel reblogged this from misskatie and added:
    Look. I don’t know WHY I like it. But I do. You will too.
  28. moviesandmemories reblogged this from thisdanobrien and added:
    I didn’t know Paula Abul was still making music … This Ups the Bar for the album I’m currently working on “Please, Stop...