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21st January 2012

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Benedict Cumberbatch?

Seriously? That’s his REAL NAME? Or was that name created for him in a Fancy European Name Aggregator? Here are some alternatives he could have chosen:

  • Kensington Featherby
  • Butterworth Dumbledore
  • Engelbert Bumbershoot
  • Aldous Goodweather
  • Brimstone Copernicus 
  • Lazerous Rufflemore
  • Busker McCuskerton
  • Winston Fillagry
  • Cadbury St. Mumbleton
  • Florentine Quilloughby 

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