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3rd February 2012

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This is my new charming response to texts where I don’t have the number saved in my contacts. So far, this person hasn’t responded, so the jury’s still out on whether or not it’s effective. UPDATE: It was a friend who had to change their number due to some creepy phone stalker-y weirdo. CASE CLOSED.

This is my new charming response to texts where I don’t have the number saved in my contacts. So far, this person hasn’t responded, so the jury’s still out on whether or not it’s effective.

UPDATE: It was a friend who had to change their number due to some creepy phone stalker-y weirdo. CASE CLOSED.

Tagged: my stupid brain

  1. philosopherguy reblogged this from theidiotking
  2. saucyshipmate said: you got a wrong number PAL
  3. molls said: I just say, “Who tha fuck is this?” and hope whoever it is has a sense of humor. Not having someone’s number saved shouldn’t be an embarrassing thing.
  4. theidiotking posted this