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24th August 2009

Text reblogged from thewhitesade with 28 notes

Can’t wait for Halloween so I can pick a generic “slutty ______” costume the night before.

sade:

So many options! Slutty cop! Slutty sailor! Slutty cat! Slutty Pocohantas!

Can I suggest Slutty Slut?

  1. lunchbreak reblogged this from lindsaykatai and added:
    I still think “Slutty Helen Keller” beats that.
  2. lindsaykatai reblogged this from theidiotking and added:
    Last year, me and my buddy Chris D’Anna decided the epitome of the slutty girl Halloween costume would be “Slutty Baby...
  3. rogerrr reblogged this from sade and added:
    is there a conservative Pocohantas?
  4. dannyliberty reblogged this from margoterlandson and added:
    Just go as a Slutty Camgirl. Then you don’t have to dress up at all.
  5. theonlysylveayoullevermeet reblogged this from sade and added:
    slutty pocohantas is my favorite!
  6. culby reblogged this from allpointsnorth and added:
    Sexy Lobster! Sexy Mustard! And Frog!
  7. margoterlandson reblogged this from sade
  8. allpointsnorth reblogged this from sade and added:
    Whoa whoa whoa…...Pocahontas? Come to Butthead.
  9. berecca reblogged this from sade and added:
    I’m trying to choose between being Flo (the Progressive girl) or the slutty ladybug costume from two years ago that no...
  10. avocadosalad reblogged this from sade and added:
    You could be Lindsay Lohan! That’s slutty and scary. Just tweet sam ronson all night while doing blow and smoking...
  11. briancolligan reblogged this from theidiotking and added:
    It would seem clear after today that the question is slutty shark or slutty cat.
  12. theidiotking reblogged this from sade
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