Self Absorption at Discount Prices.

9th February 2012

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So I don’t know if ADD is a thing. I mean, it’s clearly a thing, but how real of a thing? All I know is that I got up at 9 to write and I have spent literally three hours on the internet doing nothing. I watched some music videos. I picked up the smaller of the two cats that live in my apartment. I put her down because she bit me. I can’t get the fuck out of my own way today. I desperately want to get some stuff done. I used to write a long run on sentence to job my brain into getting ready to write, but I have decided that I like syntax too much to do that anymore. I’m struggling to keep typing but I really want to keep going so that I’ll eventually start writing the things I need to write. Here is a list of things:

Ghostface Killah’s Ironman album is still amazing.
Jokes about hipsters have reached critical mass. When was the last time you saw a trucker hat or a bandana anywhere but in a sketch video about hipsters?
Irish Spring makes deodorant now. Get on that shit if you want to smell like a sex waterfall.
An Anti-Valentines Day party is like the movie Valentines Day: Too many people acting atrociously, and you’ve got to get black out drunk to enjoy it.
All older actors should be having as much late career fun as Liam Neeson.
It’s funny to say Leslie Nielsen instead of Liam Neeson.
I really miss playing the drums. I’m sorry that sometimes I drum on tables to deal with it. There truly is nothing more annoying.
The sympathy card section of my local grocery store is really terrible. Sympathy cards in general are terrible. I would like to sell one with a flower on the front and the words, “Sucks, bro” on the inside.
I wish Facebook would let you comment on a new friendship, because every time a guy and a girl became friends I’d write, “Hope this leads to sex!”

Okay, now I can start actually writing.

Tagged: the state of my brain stupid brain