My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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DEHorwitz at gmail . com

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2nd March 2012

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10,000 Note Posts

Here are some surefire ways to get 10k notes (at least). Guaranteed.

  • A screencap of a 1990s cartoon character doing a “hipster” thing.
  • A quote from Great Expectations superimposed on a still from Degrassi.
  • A picture of an old woman with Skrillex glasses/haircut.
  • A desaturated image of a wheat field with the word “Breathe” at the bottom.
  • An animated gif of the cast of New Girl dancing next to one of the Peanuts gang.
  • A picture of a topless girl holding a piece of bacon.
  • A Bridesmaids poster in the style of a Star Wars Poster.
  • A video of any 5 seconds from any episode of Parks and Rec.
  • A picture of Donald Glover holding a mic in one hand and a kitten in the other.
  • An interview with someone who has a Nicolas Cage tattoo.

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