My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
Tweet.
DEHorwitz at gmail . com
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
Tweet.
DEHorwitz at gmail . com
Theme by nostrich.
Text with 14 notes
One Act Play: Two Men
MAN 1: Hey, who’s that cute girl I always see you with?
MAN 2: My wife?
MAN 1: Yeah… what’s her story?
MAN 2: Her story? Well, she’s a lawyer. And she’s married to me?
MAN 1: Cool, cool. And how does that work? Is that like, an all the time thing, or half the time, or…?
MAN 2: It’s all the time.
MAN 1: Holidays too?
MAN 2: Yup.
MAN 1: Right, gotcha. Leap days?
MAN 2: DUDE.
MAN 1: OKAY, I get it. You’re REALLY uptight. Good to know. Geez.
Fin.
-
pennedportraits likes this
-
pegghetti likes this
-
hypocritelecteuse likes this
-
jorshuwah likes this
-
watchtheblog likes this
-
bestsketchcomedy reblogged this from theidiotking and added:
So simple, so good. It’s not impossible.
-
thejoyofcapris likes this
-
nuditea likes this
-
chan-chan likes this
-
flashlightfaces likes this
-
eileenoconnell likes this
-
writinginbed likes this
-
vaginaisabeautifulword likes this
-
theidiotking posted this
