My name is Dave Horwitz.
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25th April 2012

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You know how when people are feeling kind of low, especially in movies and TV, they’ll sidle up to a bar, alone, sit themselves down in front of the bartender, and order a glass of whisky to drink by themselves?

I just did that, but at the counter of a pizza place. 

Swapped the Jameson for a slice w/meatball and green pepper. 

I stand by my decision. 

  1. nogreatillusion said: been there.
  2. burbanked said: For the rest of today, I’m going to have the phrase “slice w/meatball and green pepper” rolling around in my mind, searching for satisfaction. So thanks.
  3. barelysarcasm said: Check minus. Should have called me. I would have brought you a beer and said… “Hey, man.”
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