My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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28th April 2012

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No shit, fortune cookie. (Taken with instagram)

No shit, fortune cookie. (Taken with instagram)

  1. sarahluz said: Heh, I got this exact one last week. Fuck the homogeny of corporate fortune cookies
  2. theidiotking posted this