My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
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19th May 2012

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One Act Play: Nympho

MAN 1: Dude, how are things going with that girl?

MAN 2: DUDE, she’s a total nympho!

MAN 1: DUDE! THAT’S SICK!!!

MAN 2: No, I mean she’s literally a nymphomaniac.

MAN 1: I KNOW DUDE! GET SOME, BRO!

Man 1 goes for a high five, Man 2 does not reciprocate.

Man 2: No, man. She’s a clinically diagnosed Nymphomaniac. Her last marriage fell apart because of it. She compulsively masturbates 19 times a day. She goes to sex addiction meetings multiple times a week. She refuses to be monogamous because she physically isn’t capable of it. It’s making things really difficult for us. I don’t know If we’re going to make it.

(LONG BEAT)

MAN 1: So… what you’re saying is, the sex is INSANE????

MAN 2: YEAH BRO!!!!!!!

They high five forever.

The End

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