Self Absorption at Discount Prices.

HEY, girl...

…I should’ve gotten your number. There’s really no reason for me not to have just straight up asked you for your phone number. I think it’s a step in the right direction that I’m saying that here instead of a cryptic post called “it’s hard to be a person” or something like that. The fact of the matter is, I made a party mistake.


Game over, man!