My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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DEHorwitz at gmail . com

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1st June 2012

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New Sex Positions!

The 96 - facing away from each other, standing. Butts to ankles.

The Down Low - Secretive gay sex aboard a submarine.

The Oops! All Berries - Sack only.

The Jay Leno - An 11:30pm hate fuck with NBC on in the background.

The Bill Clinton - Putting your dick in a saxaphone.

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    The Jay Leno.. hot.
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