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16th June 2012

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Dialogue From That’s My Boy (I’m assuming)

(I haven’t seen it, but these are safe guesses)

FIANCEE: “I can’t marry a man with a naked lady tattooed on his BUTT!”  SAMBERG: “I don’t have a (*looks in mirror*) AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”

SANDLER: “Aw, geez, son. It’s almost like you’re MY dad, and I’M your… boy?”

SANDLER: “Happy bachelor party, kiddo. I hope you like pizza, WITH STRIPPERS!”

SANDLER: “I had sex with an old lady last night, and it was freakin’ OSSSSSSSSUM!”

SAMBERG: “Dad! You, you, you FUCKED my wedding cake???”

MINISTER: “Why yes, I am an ordained minister, in the church of… SATAN!” OTHERS: “Whoa, Alice Cooper!”

SANDLER: “You know, you’re gonna be a dad someday.” SAMBERG: “So are you.” SANDLER: “HEY!!!! SHABBIDY DOOOOOO!” 

SOMEONE: “YOLO.”

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