My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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10th July 2012

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HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I’M HERE AND ALSO MY FRIENDS ARE HERE TOO AND I’LL NEVER LEAVE AND MY FRIENDS WILL NEVER LEAVE WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHAT ELSE IS ON MY MIND NOT MUCH BECAUSE MY MIND IS VERY SMALL AND ALSO I REALLY LIKE THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE HI HI HI HI HI HI HI LOOK AT ME ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME ARE YOU BUSY AM I INTERRUPTING WERE YOU SLEEPING DID I WAKE YOU ARE YOU WORKING ON SOMETHING MAYBE SOMETHING IMPORTANT I DON’T CARE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ISN’T THAT AMAZING I LACK THE CAPACITY TO FEEL GUILT OR SHAME AND I JUST WANT TO EAT WORMS AND YELL BUT IF I HAD THE CHANCE I’D CLAW YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT AND EAT THEM ANYWAY IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ME AND 500 OF MY PALS WILL JUST BE CHILLING OUT ALL RELAXED STYLE IN THIS TREE SCREAMING FOR THE NEXT FOREVER!
— crows
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  8. sorenbowie said: Before you shout at those crows or do anything, read this: cracked.com/article…
  9. kimberwolf said: The crows around the Grand Canyon were very large (like a tall French Bulldog large) and it was so terrifying. Please be careful.
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  12. christinefriar said: for the next forever