My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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24th July 2012

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You know, sometimes I think it’s really hard to fall in love and date, and I feel like everyone around me is experiencing breakups and loneliness, and I see people pushing other people away and falling victim to bad timing and emotional baggage and the fallout from previous failed relationships, causing them to retreat further inward, and the cycle just repeats and people just re-gift their damage to each other for a few years, and that can be pretty discouraging, but then I remember that there are people on the internet who draw cartoons of Sonic The Hedgehog and Tails having gay sex so that they can masturbate to them, because animated/anthropomorphized animals are the only things they sexually desire, and suddenly things don’t seem all that bad for me, because at least my friends and I are looking for human companions, and not animated ones, and that’s at least, you know, possible?

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