My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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1st August 2012

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1987 Movie Pitch: Boner School 2

“Thanks for meeting me in this TCBY, guys. I think you’re really gonna like this. Okay, so this one picks up where BS1 left off: Hoops and Jordy are still on academic probation, and Dean Wilton still wants them dead for the sick double team Eiffel Tower (w/hi-five finish) they pulled with his daughter, Betsy, who left for Amsterdam and is now running a Donkey Show in the Red Light District with resident nerd, Poondexter (note the pun), who, when we last saw him, had a huge dong. Gerald’s still working at Lobster Pete’s down by the Marina after he got expelled for putting ex-lax in the creme brûlée at the alumni dinner. Marla married Toast, the crusty punk who hung out by the campus bookstore and revealed himself to be a secret genius. Sammo became a teacher’s assistant but quit because he couldn’t get a separate parking space for his bong. The Dickheads are still the hottest band at school, but the old men who run the events board will stop at nothing to prevent them from playing the Spring Fling. Unless, of course, they were somehow disgraced and forced to resign because of a certain Polaroid. And Lil’ Ricky? He died. He died in a fire.”

-Me, with a time machine and a legal pad, in 1987

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  1. vernonwrites said: Too bad we can’t be best buds in real life, huh Dave?
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