My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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10th August 2012

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“Yoga pants? YO-GA pants? Um, you know what, Shelly, I think technically, for them to be called “Yoga” pants, you actually have to do Yoga in them. You know what you should call those things you wear? YOGURT Pants, because I always see you trottin’ your buns down to Pinkberry wearing those things, getting a medium, and ignoring all the fruit toppings in favor of the cereal. Why don’t you come back when you’re doing more downward dog and less spoonward hog, if you catch my drift.”

Dialogue from bad sitcoms that don’t exist. Episode 1: “Husband Knows Worst.”

Tagged: dialogue from bad sitcoms that don't exist

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