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JESUS CHRIST NOT YOU AGAIN
ew ew ew ew
this motherfucker looks like Fred and Topher grace had a baby
all this guy needs is a swift kick up his nutsack
i can save you. i am a fifteen year old man and i have a blue tank top. i have a twin bed and if you’re skinny too you can sleep on it with me. do you like my sign? i almost ran out of room when i was writing “them” but don’t worry, i made it work. i live with my parents and if you need to be saved with food my mom makes really good spaghetti. i’ll save you with my acne that pops up from time to time. i’ll save you with my adolescent mustache that my dad is teaching me to shave. i’ll save you with my paychecks from the mall. i also get a free hot dog on a stick every shift, so i’ll save you with that too. i’ll save you with my angry, vengeful teenage boners. i’ll save you with my total lack of knowledge about how the world works. but not this weekend, cuz i’m grounded.
tiny garbage person