My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
Tweet.
DEHorwitz at gmail . com
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
Tweet.
DEHorwitz at gmail . com
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Oh God! A man who understands my bland, one dimensional, cookie-cutter personality! My panties! They just won’t stop coming off! I mean, fuck you, Mr. Sensitive. I need other things besides basic human needs. Like maybe some fucking respect.
— My favorite angry reblog comment to this. I’m sorry, I’ll stop after this one, but I couldn’t help it.
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juliavickerman said:
siiiiiiiigh…
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ruminationstreet said:
Well…I thought it was funny. You should’ve included it with a reblog of the original little garbage person, though.
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nedhepburn said:
“I heard what you were saying! You know nothing of my work! You mean my whole fallacy is wrong. How you got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing!”
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