My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
My friend and I created DEALBREAKER and we wrote a book about it. I make videos too. If that's not enough, I also
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16th August 2012

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musiciansdaughter asked: Dear Sensitive Guy, will u take me 2 the Sadie Hawkins Dance, lol? We could hang out at the mall first if my mom says it's o.k. TTYL!! :P

yes i will take you to the dance but only if you want because i respect you as a woman and we can eat anything you want to eat at the mall food court because i’m not some controlling guy i’m sensitive to the dietary needs of girls like if you want to eat panda express because youre international and refined or maybe just great american hoagie factory if you’re a small town girl type it doesn’t matter also my dad told me gluten allergies are made up but if you say you have one i’ll respect you and i’ll never even say the word bread around you. also i don’t know how to dance :(

  1. popsible said: This needs to become a series.
  2. upat4am said: I love you so much. That is all
  3. therewasalittlegirl said: Sensitive Guy, you rule.
  4. cvxn said: I don’t want to have to fight your dad!
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