My name is Dave Horwitz.
I am a writer living in LA. I perform at the UCB.
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19th August 2012

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I was going to write some longwinded essay about how how even though today is my birthday I don’t really feel any older

And then I decided I didn’t need to/want to do that this year. And that DID make me feel older.

So, now what do I do?

-Write a meta-essay with footnotes deconstructing it?

-Post a baby picture of myself and talk about the stuffed animal I’m holding in it?

-List all the things about my life that make me feel lucky?

-Bring up some bigger issue that makes my birthday/life in general feel insignificant?

I think I’ll just say that I am happy and I hope you’re all happy and if you’re not, go smell a puppy. 

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  1. filleasiatique said: Is this your way of getting ppl to say happy bday to you, so you feel loved?
  2. iamsolucid said: Happy new year to you!
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