Old White Men: Craftier Than You'd Think?

21st August 2012

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Old White Men: Craftier Than You’d Think?

Okay guys, here’s a theory: you know the terrible white men you’ve been reading about? The ones who are actively trying to make it harder for women to get abortions, who are against universal health care, who can’t seem to wrap their heads around gay people being allowed to get married, and who are hell bent on proving that we’ve been mislead and that rape is kind of not really all that big of a deal?

What if they were democrats infiltrating the GOP, trying to one up each other with crazy shit, in the hopes that disaffected liberals would be sufficiently pissed off enough to vote in record numbers?

Thinking about that is making me a whole lot less furious. It makes me look at Mike Huckabee on TV and think, “See you at the poll, you sly ‘Republican’, you.”

I mean, what’s the other explanation? Superman ran around the Earth and turned back time 100 years? PLEASE. Superman’s WAY too busy to do that.