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26th August 2012

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OH NO. Does anyone on the internet know how to do damage control? Apparently I was “nude at party” and someone was there to snap a quick pic. I am devastated. I was raised right and my parents would disown me if there was a naked pic of me floating around somewhere. I am willing to do anything to fix this. I will pay any amount of money to Almita Mia, whoever that is. I don’t remember being naked at a party, or in public, ever, but I do know that it’s better to be safe than sorry and I will be more than sorry if my butt or even worse… BALLS were on the internet. I am NOT clicking that link either. I’d die of shame! I don’t know what to do, I’m seriously considering changing my name and going into hiding. I’m RUINED. PLEASE HELP! ALTHOUGH… it does say it’s a “cool” photo. Maybe there was some flattering shading. Fingers crossed!

OH NO. Does anyone on the internet know how to do damage control? Apparently I was “nude at party” and someone was there to snap a quick pic. I am devastated. I was raised right and my parents would disown me if there was a naked pic of me floating around somewhere. I am willing to do anything to fix this. I will pay any amount of money to Almita Mia, whoever that is. I don’t remember being naked at a party, or in public, ever, but I do know that it’s better to be safe than sorry and I will be more than sorry if my butt or even worse… BALLS were on the internet. I am NOT clicking that link either. I’d die of shame! I don’t know what to do, I’m seriously considering changing my name and going into hiding. I’m RUINED. PLEASE HELP!

ALTHOUGH… it does say it’s a “cool” photo. Maybe there was some flattering shading. Fingers crossed!

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