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5th September 2012

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I have a bone to pick with the show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. I’ve never seen it, but I’ve seen the original Toddlers and Tiaras episode she was on and I loved that little weirdo. She was great. Her name is Alana, and at one point in her talking head interview she refers to SOMEONE ELSE as “Honey Boo Boo Child,” like it’s her version of “giiiiirl” or something. But then she gets her own show and the title is “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child.” Now, to me, the implication is that we’re supposed to think that’s her name. But it’s not. No one on that Todz & ‘iaras (that’s my abbrev, don’t steal it) episode calls her that. It’s just a thing she says. I know it probably felt like the perfect title in that lazy development meeting, but it was constructed on a house of cards so flimsy that it would topple over on a WINDLESS day. TLC, don’t think you got away with this. You have not. You. Have. Not.

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  1. sashyjane said: I thought the exact same thing!
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