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INT. DINER - NIGHT
6 hot teens are trapped in a diner, hiding from zombies.
A lady zombie starts eating someone’s brain. The teens try really hard not to be noticed.
LONG PAUSE, THEN
BROCK (TO THE OTHERS): Hey. Hey guys… I’ll have what she’s having.
The others hit him and try to get him to quiet down.
BROCK: Get it? When Harry Met Sally? With Meg Ryan? “I’ll have what she’s having!”
ALICE (WHISPERING): SHHHHHH.They’ll hear you!
BROCK: But do you get it? Because she’s eating brains and we’re in a diner and I said-
A zombie kills him and eats his brain.
ALICE: OHHHH, LIKE THE MOVIE-
A zombie kills her too.