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11th September 2012

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Chris Brown Neck Tattoo-gate 2012

Okay.

Here’s what I think didnt happen, but wish DID happen because it would confirm that CB is a lunatic sociopath instead of a stupid sociopath: He wanted to show everyone how sorry he is for what he did, and thought it to be perfectly appropriate to tattoo a woman’s battered face on his neck as a way to live with the shame every day.

Here’s what I think absolutely didn’t happen at all, because I can’t even imagine a universe where someone would do this: he got his exes battered face tattooed on his neck to prove that he doesn’t give a fuck about anything and that he’s not sorry. 

Here’s what I think DID happen, which would confirm that in addition to being an abusive, narcissistic sociopath, he’s also a fucking idiot: he wanted a tattoo of a mexican sugar skull (look it up), and failed to see the possible connection/resemblance between a stitched up skull face, and the face of a woman he brutally assaulted. That, in addition to the fact that the tattoo is fresh and hasn’t properly healed, makes it look a whole lot like what everyone is saying it looks like.

So he’s the worst, for sure, but I think mostly, in this instance, he’s also the dumbest.

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